punjabi funny poetrys

1)
Chann chandni, raat mehrma, tim timanday taaray…

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koi v nahi sms karda sheikh ho gaye saray.

2)

Aandhiyaan yun chalin k dil ujarr k reh gaya
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ay vekhien faraz meri akh vich ki pe gaya???
(+_-)

3)

   Tu bar bar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar O,

Chacha Faraza
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Ek tay light ni hondi, uton tery rolay nahi mukdy.

4)

   Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukray,

jithay jutiyan di lami qataar howe,

ek tu chuk le ek main chuk laan,
saadi eid bari mazedar howe…

Juti chorr group

5) 

   Takk lei sajjan teri yari,

Kadi miss-cal v tu ni mari,

Edhar,odhar lamyan callan,
Mukk jae balance sadhi vari,

10 din sali light na aavay,
Mukk jae batery teri sari,

Sub numbran te load pye hovan,
Aavey na signal sadi vari,

Dammage ho jae sim teri,
Jay tu cal nai ithay mari.

6)

   Har Ik Naal Maghrori Changi Nai Hondi,

Dostan Kolo Doori Changi Nai Hondi,

Kadi Kadi Milya Vi Karo Saanu,

Har Welay SMS Naal Gal Poori Nai Hondi.

7)

    Garmiyani kuch samaj na aaway,

Utto ghar diya tapdia chattan,

frij wich barf tay jamdi nayo,
utto tanki da pani vi tattan,

kis nu dasya kis nu sunaye,
hur mariya gayan mattan,

Bijli te billon tay her banda pareshan,
Aata Mahnga Cable sasti ye hai Pakistan,

Cholah jalao gas nahi hai, milta nahi petrol,
jane un ko samaj na aaye qoum ka nuqsan,

Hayo Rabba meno samaj na aawe do do ghante bijli jawe,
Bijli te billon tay her banda pareshan.

8)

    Aj ISHQ de tournament de andar,

main pyar da FINAL haar gay,

si husan di BATTING,

har CHAKKA boundry paar gaya,

mera dilbar GUGLIAN bollan wich,

menu pyar da BOUNCER maar gaya,

kita CATCH une mera dil yaaro,

te main jitya MATCH vi haar gaya.